A unique alleged story that could only ever exist in the EVE uni-meta-verse. A…

A unique alleged story that could only ever exist in the EVE uni-meta-verse.

A comment says it all:
"I have NO idea what this is you're all talking about…But this is the very best thing I have seen on Reddit. The absolute best. I am sitting here laughing about the unintentional comedic genius of your wannabe evil mastermind."